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I like them. It makes me feel special because someone actually remembers my existence.

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For every Reblog 1$ will be donated to my autistic brothers fundraiser :) 

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tinydragongina:

aeedee:

I would like to take this opportunity to point out one thing.  This is an example of a male-targeted, vaguely ‘sexist’ commercial campaign that is genuinely funny, and clever enough for women to “get the joke”.  These commercials, despite claiming Old Spice was a product for “men” and not ladies, were met with mutual appreciation from men and women, because it is:

A: Not stupid or flat in its humor or message

B: Not degrading to women

C: Genuinely funny

On top of that, these commercials featured a man that was trying to, above all else, make women happy.  He wasn’t trying to be a man because “ew being girly is dumb lol,” he was trying to be a man because “oh ladies I would love to impress you.”  And even though both of those messages are somewhat traditional ways of viewing and reinforcing gender standards and expectations, that fine line between them makes a world of difference.  Many of these pro-men campaigns are too insulting, or too small-minded, or simply not clever enough to make us “get the joke”.  But this campaign has humor that appeals to both men and women at the same time, by neither degrading nor bashing either of them.  Men can want to be like this man, and woman get to appreciate a man that is like this man. But at the same time, this campaign is too light-hearted and whimsical to hurt anyone’s feelings, so you can easily take it for the hilarious joke it is.

This campaign is not only funny, it’s clever, highly creative, intentionally over the top, and entertaining.  Everything that Dr. Pepper’s agonizing “Why don’t women get the joke about our manly soda?” campaign is not.

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wherethefalloutlies:

LETS GET DOWN TO BUISNESS TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH. MISTER I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.

TRANQUIL AS A FOREST BUT ON FIRE WITHIN. ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WIN. YOU’RE A SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC LOT AND YOU HAVENT GOT A CLUE. SOMEHOW I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.

IM NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH. SAY GOODBYE TO THOSE WHO KNEW ME. BOY WAS I A FOOL IN SCHOOL FOR CUTTING GYM. THIS GUYS GOT ‘EM SCARED TO DEATH. HOPE HE DOESNT SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME. NOW I REALLY WISH THAT I KNEW HOW TO SWIM.

BE A MAN YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER BE A MAN WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON BE A MAN WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

TIME IS RACING TOWARD US TILL THE HUNS ARRIVE HEED MY EVERY ORDER AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE YOU’RE UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR SO PACK UP GO HOME YOU’RE THROUGH. HOW COULD I MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU?

BE A MAN YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER BE A MAN WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON BE A MAN WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

BE A MAN YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER BE A MAN WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON BE A MAN WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG

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posted 2 years ago (© 90sjamz)

I get distracted more easily than a five year old. 

forever-and-alwayss:

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bluezebrasswimupsidedown:

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Maximum trolling: 

most-awkward-moments:

  1. Get a bunch of people together in a cirlce and have them start yelling “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.”
  2. Then have two people in the middle thumb wrestling.

Follow this awkward blog!

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Genius Inventions.  

foreveralmostalways:

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The first one!! D;
Need!

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that moment when i’m angry and someone makes me laugh… 

fuckyeahlaughters:

the-krusty-crew:

Get the Best Medicine here :)

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Reblog if you’re willing to answer anything that comes to your ask box right now. 

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